(ARE YOU SMITH) 
(GREETINGS) 
(PATRICIA OR PATRICK) 
(PATRICK OR PATRICIA) 
(TELL ME A DREAM) 
(WHATS NEW) 
(CAN YOU TALK NOW) 
(WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE MATTER) 
(WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM) 
(WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE TROUBLE) 
(CAN YOU COUNT) 
(DID YOU EVER GO TO COLLEGE) 
(HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH ANYONE) 
(WHAT DID YOU DO OVER THE WEEKEND) 
(YOU HAVE A FOUL MIND) 
(HOW DO YOU FEEL TOWARD YOUR FATHER) 
(HOW DO YOU FEEL TOWARD YOUR MOTHER) 
(WHAT DO YOU FEEL LIKE TALKING ABOUT) 
(WHAT DO YOU THINK OF NIXON) 
(WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PRESIDENT) 
(WHAT IS YOUR ADDRESS) 
(DO YOU GO OUT ON DATES) 
(DO YOU GO OUT ON DATES WITH GIRLS) 
(WHO WAS THE FIRST PRESIDENT) 
(WOULD YOU MIND GIVING ME SOME INFORMATION ABOUT YOURSELF) 
(WOULD YOU MIND TELLING ME ABOUT YOURSELF) 
(HOW DO YOU LIKE WHERE YOU ARE NOW) 
(IS YOUR NAME PATRICIA OR PATRICK) 
(IS YOUR NAME PATRICK OR PATRICIA) 
(ARE YOU A BACHELOR) 
(ARE YOU A LESBIAN) 
(ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC) 
(ARE YOU PATRICIA OR PATRICK) 
(ARE YOU PATRICK OR PATRICIA) 
(HAVE YOU CONSIDERED SUICIDE) 
(I AM THE GODFATHER) 
(MAY I CALL YOU PAT) 
(TELL ME WHO YOU ARE) 
(WHO IS THE HEAD MAFIA CHIEF)